Annoying...

Things that Annoy Me: A look at the world of frustration.

We all have things that annoy us, and we share many of them.  No one likes racists, no one likes sitting in traffic, everyone hates people who talk during the movie.  There are, however, some things that we hate as individuals.  To quote Leonard Church:

" It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douche bag."

So, a small list of things that make me want to hit people with old pieces of fish:

-Anyone who dismisses actual science, because they don't like being wrong.

-People who expect people on minimum wage to care if they do a good job.  Remember, you get what you pay for.

-Ex/Current Military who's sole fix for any situation is "you should join the military, they'll do X".  Healthcare, college, job training, sex.  I know a lot of military personel, one thing all of the ones I like have in common; they don't expect everyone's life to be better with a liberal application of "go across the world, stand somewhere and wait to be shot at".

-Clerks in Loan offices.

-Anyone for whom "I don't know" is not an acceptable answer.

-Anyone who complains that movies based on books do some things different.

-Movies that "based on the book", the way Fast and Furious is "based loosely on Ben Hurr"...

-The Phrase "U mad bro?".

-"Extended Universes", I'm looking at you Boba Fanboys.

-People who make popcorn at work.  You will either burn it, and make everyone hate you, or you will make it correctly, and make everyone unsatisfiably crave popcorn for the next few hours.

-My Xbox.

-Zimbo Quizes.

There's more, but this list is now one this list.