Yonder bitches, they are most assuredly excriment.

Having seen the travesty that is Facebook grammar, I've had to explain grammar too many times, and had the reply be "we dont need grammer," or the best "no1 cares i wont eva no it so y tri"

If you cringed at those words, you cringe with the rest of us. I've tried to point out that without grammar, you lose context, and with out context things don't make sense. Or they do, but it's not the sense you meant.

Like the ever popular phrase; bitches ain't shit. If you think about it, it's a phrase fully depending on context. If the previous line is "bitches are amazing!" It is basically saying "Oh ho, my good man, these bitches are in fact, nothing of the sort! Quite the different, they are not even on par with droppings." Or something of the sort.

But, were you to say "These bitches be shit," why, it's a stalwart statement in defense of those poor women.

We all know the funny statements that mislead because of a lack of grammar, usually somehow proclaiming their fondness for sodomy. I don't make the unseen laws of the internet, but I'm held to them like the rest of you.